Sometimes I find weird shit in cyberspace and drag it into the light to amuse an audience. I don’t know if this will be a recurring theme, but anyway, enjoy this week’s selection.
1. Music To Massage Your Mate By (Click here to hear the song)
This 70s LP includes an explicit, photographed “instruction manual” for the budding serial killer and rapist in you! Strange, off-kilter music combined with grainy black-and-white photographs are sure to put you and your victim in the mood.
2. Feelings And How To Destroy Them
This Little Golden Book apparently alphabetizes emotions and teaches kids how to obliterate what makes them human. I haven’t found much information about this book (author, date of publication, etc.) but if you know please enlighten us.
3. Diamonds and Chills (Click here to hear the song)
This LP 80s cover features country singer Margo Smith. However you wouldn’t guess this was a catchy, cheery song by looking at her apparent strangulation
4. Pet Goats And Pap Smears
This is an actual book with its actual cover. The author Pamela Wible writes: “Many people have commented (both positive and negative) on the cover. Unlike advertisements that objectify women or dominate animals, this book cover celebrates and honors both women and animals. “
5. Do You Know Jesus?
Randy, the dummy, will be more than happy to explain who Jesus is for you if you buy his Auntie and Uncle’s album.
Happy Friday the 13th!